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Box one
30 suckers, your flavor, plus a free tin of Caffeinated Mints. 65 mints a tin, about 45 mg a mint.
Members: 90¢ a day · free shipping on every box
The hit,withoutthe drink.
150 mg of caffeine in a sucker. Under the tongue. About ten minutes to peak.
- 150mg a sucker
- ~10min to peak
- 30in a bag
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- Free shipping every box
90¢a day
150 mg a sucker
Under the tongue
~10 min to peak
90¢ a day
65 mints a tin
Outta nowhere
The membership
Come for the hit. Stay for box two.
$26.98 every 4 weeks gets you 30 suckers in the flavor you pick. Shipping is free on every box. Switch flavor, skip, pause or cancel from your account page.
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Box two
30 more, plus a free extra 10-Pack (Strawberry). It lands if you stay.
30PER BOX
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Every 4 weeks after
30 suckers, $26.98, shipped free. One a day is 90¢.
Gifts are for your first membership only and are added to your order after checkout.
Find your flavor.
Four flavors of sucker, a mixed bag, and the mints. Members pick any 30-Pack flavor for $26.98 every 4 weeks.
One-time orders ship free over $50. See every product
One a day. Zero ounces.
Pocket it.
Thirty in a bag. No cooler, no cup holder, no can rattling in your backpack.
Under the tongue.
It dissolves in your mouth. Nothing to finish, nothing to chug. About ten minutes to peak.
150 mg flat.
One sucker, one dose. The label says what you get. As a member, 90¢ a day.
The numbers
- 150 mg a sucker
- ~10 min to peak
- 30 in a bag
- 90¢ a day
A can takes about 45 minutes and costs $3.99. Contains caffeine. Not for children, pregnant or nursing individuals, or those sensitive to caffeine.
Read the whole label.
Nothing dressed up. Here's what's in it, and how much.
The suckers
150 mg of caffeine per sucker
Ingredients
Sugar, Corn Syrup, Water, Natural & Artificial Flavor, Citric Acid, Caffeine Anhydrous, Malic Acid, Fruit & Vegetable Juice (for color).
Warning
Contains caffeine. Not for children, pregnant or nursing individuals, or those sensitive to caffeine.
Caffeinated Mints
65 per tin, about 45 mg a mint. 3 mints = 150 mg.
Ingredients
Dextrose, gum arabic powder, natural flavor, menthol, sucralose, Ace-K, caffeine, vegetable glycerin, magnesium stearate.
Warning
Contains caffeine. Not for children, pregnant or nursing individuals, or those sensitive to caffeine.
Join. 90¢ a day.
Membership · Flavor Pack
Sucker Punch 30-Pack Membership
Flavor: Flavor Pack
$26.98
every 4 weeks
30 suckers, the flavor you pick
30 suckers, the flavor you pick
- Free shipping on every box
- Free mints tin in box one, free extra 10-Pack in box two
- Switch, skip, pause or cancel from your account page
$26.98 today, then $26.98 every 4 weeks until you cancel, +$5 shipping protection per box while it's on (turn it off in your cart). Gifts are for your first membership only.
Contains caffeine. Not for children, pregnant or nursing individuals, or those sensitive to caffeine.
The math
$26.98/30=90¢
30 suckers for $26.98, shipped free, every 4 weeks. One a day is 90¢. A can is $3.99 and you still have to drink it.
Start the membershipWhere a can
doesn't fit.
No cup holder. No fridge. No sixteen ounces to get through before it starts working. A sucker goes where you go.
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A can,
A can
What it costs$3.99
What you carry16 oz
Time to peak~45 min
When you're doneAn empty can
A sucker
What it costs90¢ a day
What you carryOne sucker
Time to peak~10 min
When you're doneNo can to toss
Any questions?
A fist-shaped hard candy with 150 mg of caffeine in it. It goes under the tongue and dissolves. About ten minutes to peak, versus about 45 for a can.
$26.98 today, then $26.98 every 4 weeks until you cancel, +$5 shipping protection per box while it's on (turn it off in your cart). Each box is 30 suckers in the flavor you pick, and shipping is free on every box. See the membership
Log in to your account and cancel from your subscription page. No email, no call. You can also switch flavor, skip a box or pause there.
Free shipping on every box. Box one adds a free tin of Caffeinated Mints (65 mints, about 45 mg each). Box two adds a free extra 10-Pack (Strawberry). Gifts are added to your order after checkout, first membership only.
A sucker is 150 mg in one piece. A mint is about 45 mg, so you pick the dose: 1, 2 or 3 mints. 65 mints a tin, $19.98, or 3 tins for $44.98.
150 mg of caffeine. Sugar, Corn Syrup, Water, Natural & Artificial Flavor, Citric Acid, Caffeine Anhydrous, Malic Acid, Fruit & Vegetable Juice (for color).
Free on every membership box. One-time orders ship free over $50.
Yes. A 30-Pack is $34.98, no plan, nothing renews. Pick a flavor above.
90¢ a day.
That's the whole pitch.
30 suckers every 4 weeks. 150 mg each. Under the tongue. Cancel from your account page.
Contains caffeine. Not for children, pregnant or nursing individuals, or those sensitive to caffeine.
Three free gifts
Pick three. Whatever you pick, you get.
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Free shippingEvery box
Mints tinIn box one
+1 10-PackIn box two
Your three free gifts — yours with your membership.
Free shipping
On every membership box.
A tin of Caffeinated Mints
65 mints, about 45 mg each. Added to your first box after checkout.
An extra 10-Pack (Strawberry)
Added to your second box.
Gifts are for your first membership only.